Written by Cherry Torn
Sunday, 20 March 2011 16:56
After rehashing my milk enema I got to thinking about anal. Since I decided to start doing mainstream porn I made up my mind to take it in the ass as often as I could possibly fit into my schedule. This month I have at least 4 anal scenes, not a crazy amount for some, but significant for me.
Butt sex in most kinky movies is really only necessary if you're super into it. The anal bonus isn't that much, so if the cost benefit analysis doesn't come out in anal's favor, why do it! Now there's more of a reason. It's hard to be successful in mainstream porn without taking it in the butt like a champ, so I'm gonna do it! So far it's going better than I expected.
It's less the anal itself and more the preparation that keeps me from doing it more. I'm just not one of those girls that can do a couple dispoable enemas 30 minutes before a scene. Ain't no freakin way. Butt sex adds 2 hours to my morning routine.
In the old days...and hell up into the once a week, pre Upper Floor days anal was a source of stress, because I just never felt confident my ass was clean. I never gave myself enough time and I just didn't know my system's patterns.
(I don't know why I'm going here but I am. I didn't find out about the makeup sponge during your period trick for years and it would have saved me a lot of problems.)
If I have one tip for having a clean ass for 8-10 hours it's doing enemas over time. And not eating. I guess that's 2 tips! Some girls go really far and stop eating at like 5pm the day before like they're going in for a colonoscopy. I'm too much of a fatty to do that, so I just eat normal, take 2 anti-diahhrrhea pills the night before and avoid anything solid the day of the shoot.
The morning of I wash down more Immodium with a big cup of coffee to get everything else moving. I use disposable fleet enema bottles you can buy at the drug store, replacing the laxative solution with clean water (please god replace the solution with water). I used to swear by the anal douche, but mine is too hard to squeeze with one hand and resulted in weird pretzel like contortions. Recently I tried the shower nozzle attachment at January Seraph's and there's really nothing quite like it. Must investigate one of those for myself.
I flush my ass over and over until it SEEMS like it's clean, then shower or do my hair/makeup and hopefully smoke a cigarette. I'm not a big smoker, but it really is a true test of ass cleanliness. I've learned over the years that my ass will ALWAYS try to fake me out. I just have to wait. Hence the need for time and more flushing. I'm beginning to realize that if I'm truly clean I will feel kind of nauseous and light headed. Even when it's clean the ass needs a little more time to get rid of all the water.
After all that I'm usually good to go. But even that milk enema wasn't totally white. Yes there's a picture on Society SM. Do you have a secret for a squeaky clean butt?
I'm heading to LA tonight so James Deen can rail my ass for Burning Angel. Won't forget the enema bottles this time!