Cherry Torn

02/11/07 - COCKWISE

Hey guys. Seeing as (despite me holding out all month waiting) my shoots with WiredPussy and BackdoorBondage STILL haven't turned up online, here's some older Mrs Torn porns in a new format:

Cherry Torn spurted on by Infernal Restraints

It might take a while to load - so hey, read the rest of the entry (or just look at the other pictures below if you prefer) and then scroll back up to appreciate it in it's entirity. There's something so great about animgifs! The video we took that footage from can of course be found here.

I've become one of those people who starts out every blog entry with some sort of excuse about why it's taken me so long to do said entry, so from now on I guess I'm just going to have to accept my failure as a blogger until the new site is up, and you're just going to have to deal with waiting on the edge of your seat for your next chance to read scribblings. While we're on the excuse train I'd like to point a finger squarely at Mr. Torn for a change, that's a finger not the thumb that has been squarely planted up his butt inhibiting his work for a while now. Ahhh I'm just kidding, it's not his thumb, it's the new site design that has been completely engrossing him and all his thought processes. He announced to me last night that he finally knows exactly what he wants to do, hallelujah, but my response at the time was to cover my ears and sing a silly song because it was 3am and once he gets going he won't shut up. Aaaanyway...

My back is fully healed thanks to a 6 hour long stint in the hospital waiting room that was eerily like an episode of the Maury Povich show. I get to pay $750 for the entertainment, a prescription for muscle relaxers and a bottle of bullet-sized ibuprofen. The bill was a nice little surprise this morning. There's nothing like a wakeup call for the disgusting way the U.S health care system is run, but I suppose I'm lucky it was just a relatively minor problem. I'm certainly missing Old Blighty today.

I also went to the clinic to talk to someone about my poop problems. It's almost never solid which leads to urgent toilet stops, regardless of where I am or how convenient it may be, and generally messy butt play. Slightly embarrassing topic to have to describe in detail even for the likes of me, but luckily the doctor I had was very enthusiastic. Apparently it may be a bit tricky to diagnose so they're testing me for the usual things, you know like parasites and blood (I suppose I could have owned up to how intimate I am with my poop and negated the blood test, but hey sometimes a girl has to be discreet. This of course requires specimens to perform the tests on, so I've collected about 6 jars and 6 slides worth of poops over the last three weeks. It's tickling Sir pink, especially when the doctor mentioned the possibility of a colonoscopy. He's very supportive obviously, if only I had taken a picture of him spooning my poo into a jar!

About the only thing I did manage while I was broken was to finish my first sewing project, a masterfully crafted pink pillowcase with a fancy little handle (so you can carry it to sleepovers, silly). Granted I spent about three weeks being too afraid to cut into my fabric, but hey I got there in the end and she's a beauty. It was confusing and difficult, but satisfying.

Last night I bought a book, Easy Sewing the Kwik Sew Way, which has loads of patterns with very detailed instructions. Step two on my quest to master seamstress.

In more serious news, I've been reading about the UK's proposed ban on the possession of violent pornography that is currently in the house of commons (you can watch it's progress here). I get a lot of customers from the UK asking me if XYZ is illegal now, so here you go, quoted from the bill itself. If it passes the following things will be considered "extreme" and banned:

acts which threaten or appear to threaten a person's life; this could include depictions of hanging, suffocation, or sexual assault involving a threat with a weapon;

acts which result in, or appear to result (or be likely to result) in, serious injury to a person's anus, breasts or genitals; this could include the insertion of sharp objects or the mutilation of breasts or genitals;

acts which involve or appear to involve sexual interference with a human corpse;

acts which show a person performing or appearing to perform an act of intercourse or oral sex with an animal.

Once again my beloved breathplay is under attack, but no mention of piss or shit and for good reason really since most people would have a hard time accepting them as violent, gross yes but not violent. Bruising seems to be in the clear since they obviously don't necessarily indicate "serious injury" and surprisingly (to me anyway) no mention of crying. All in all I think it could have been a lot worse, but that's a small consolation really. I don't believe for one second that watching violent porn turns you into a killer/rapist/pedophile, but feel free to peruse the research used in support of this bill. I also recommend the critique of the proposal by Backlash - an organization fighting the law.

This shit effects your supply of filth so it's good to be up on your porn politics, but in case I'm boring you completely, here's a visual interlude:

Cherry Torn.

Back over this side of the pond an astonishing thing has happened. The 6th Circuit US Court of Appeals has ruled that the 2257 record keeping laws are in direct violation of First Amendment rights. The main problem of 2257 (for us anyway) is the invasion of privacy required to comply with the law. You can read about how the recent decision can still be appealed again and that it only effects states under the jurisdiction of the 6th Circuit Court (not California, boo!) at Xbiz or you can wade through the actual text of the court's decision here. Now then, don't you feel like your life has been enriched by visiting a porn site today?

In closing, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Mr. Torn turned almost old (otherwise known as 29) a few days ago. There was much clubbing, partying, intoxication and general merriment - and at one point at a certain venue there was also some pretty cool photo action. 'Cause who doesn't want evidence of their drunken escapades?

You can check out the rest of the pictures on anticlockwise.com, if you like.

I mean, you might not want to. And that's fine. Bye then.

6 Comments

Phantom said:

Sorry to hear that you were 'broken', my pink-haired lovely. Glad to hear that all the king's horses and all the king's men managed to do their job though... ;)
Yes, please continue missing old Blighty. All the more chance you might come back some day. When that happens, I'll be waiting.

Meanwhile the extreme porn bill is very serious. We're fighting tooth and nail back here in Marmite-land, but both major parties are agreed on principle that it's a good idea to be a bunch of hypocrites.
As it stands, no-one can be certain what the law really entails.
After all, we may know what an act is that ‘causes injury’. But what is an act which ‘appears to cause injury’. Better yet, what’s an act that ‘would be likely to cause injury’?
‘Likely’ according to whom? According to those who don’t know how much attention is given to making sure people are safe?
Is any element of risk in sex a likeliness of injury? Even shagging at the edge of a cliff top in fact?
So, we’re non too happy over here. Meanwhile all the politicians are queuing up to show us just how ‘moral’ they are.
Could almost make a phantom despair….

Anyhow, enough of that. Keep getting better, gorgeous, and spare a thought for a lonely bondage phantom far, far away…

03/11/07 - 01:51PM

rocucu said:

Do you also have pictures aso about torturing with the heat of burning candles (no waxing pls). Thank you. Roger

04/11/07 - 01:09AM

Dani said:

I wished him a happy bday and no response, seeing we have the same bday. Stop being invisible on yahoo, btw. I feel stalker like messaging you when you're not online. Miss youuuuu!!!

04/11/07 - 01:06PM

Louise Hunter said:

WOW BABE YOUR PIX ARE LOOKING SO GOOD WHEN U PLANING TO COM BACK TO THE UK WOULD LOVE TO MEET UP AGAIN YOU ARE FUN TO WORK WITH.

HAVE A NICE DAY.

LOUISE XxX

05/11/07 - 04:02AM

malik said:

so umm...is that a hook? oh you should tell your dr. about the scat and act like its the most normal thing ever lol. freak him out. you might get a few laughs out of it i know i would. by the bye mob's little wristy thing in that pic is pretty kick ass in a black metal sorta way

10/11/07 - 10:08AM

mongrel said:

The update is up on Bondage Barrix, looks might tempting!

10/11/07 - 10:37PM